Two husbands??

Very strange one.
In this dream it turns out that I am living with Michelle and her other husband??? I seems that everything else about my life is the same except there is this other man living in my house.
During the dream I give Michelle an ultimatum, me or him or I am out of here and you can look after the kids yourself.  Her reply was "I don't see why I should have to choose, plus you know he (the other husband) only earns £30 a week".
It seemed that everything in the dream had this bolt on extra bit that the other husband used.  For example the car had this extra cabin at the side. 
When I woke up I remember feeling really angry and I had to actually sit up in bed a look around before I realised it had been just a dream.  I hate it when that happens.

Harry Mills the Military Matradee

I am an old retired Sargent Major who for some reason is working in a restaurant clearing tables.  I notice confusion and mayhem around me as waiters try to seat customers.  I stand up on the Matradee platform and start to shout orders like I am back in the army.  Everyone seems to fall into line and do as they are told.  Within seconds everyone is seated and happy.  I then go on to suggest one of the desserts would taste better with cream.

Everyone now seems to have said dessert and the manager is reprimanding me for taking control and suggesting cream on a dessert that he thinks is perfect without it.  The customers disagree but I get fired any ways.

Next day there is a glowing review in the papers about “Harry Mills the Military Matradee”.  I now find myself back in the restaurant working as Matradee and making strange food suggestions (like chocolate sauce on steak) that everyone seem to love with comments like "Harry you're the best".

Wedding dresses and tattoos

This one starts with me trying to get large building for an appointment. I can hear a receptionist screaming over the intercom at the person in front of me to "push the bloody door".
Once inside I look for someone I know and go into a small office with about 10 people in it. I am then treated to all kinds of hard sale for everything from insurance to a new type of chewing gum.
I decide to leave at this point and find myself interviewing a wedding shop owner. She tells me how times are hard so she opened a tattoo shop above the dress shop. I then take a tour of a large wedding dress shop and then a tiny tattoo studio.


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An odd bath

This one started with me in a strange bath,  I say strange because it appears to be a small convertible car. The owner walks up (an old friend of Jake's call Ryan Q) and asks what I am doing.  I reply that I am sorry I didn't realise it was his car.  He opens a door and the water rushes out leaving me covered in soap sitting in the drivers seat (thankfully I am wearing swimming shorts).  He asks me to get out but instead I grab a shower head to try and get all the soap off me.
Getting annoyed with me he pushes a button on his remote and I am lifted up by the closing soft top roof.  I continue to apologise as I climb down and offer to park the car for him.  I climb in and start reversing into a gap when I realise the breaks will not work and I smash into a car behind me busting the rear light on one side.
Ryan Q runs into his house calling for his parents, so I follow him. I offer to pay for the light but it seems it has to be repaired by tomorrow so that he can go to college, today is Sunday. A few suggestions are made about types of lights and upgrading lights etc but I stand fast saying I will only pat for a standard light.
Ryan Q decides this isn't good enough and threatens to take me to court.  I just laugh and say "good luck with that, you might get your money in two years then".  His parents tell him not to be silly and we decide to look for new lights together.

The dream shifts gear here and I find myself looking for a sweet shop which I can not find .........

A disturbing one.

I am in my flat that I lived in before we had kids when I hear a noise outside.  I walk outside and down the stairs where I see two strange looking small children.  They are both bald where ragged clothes but I can tell one is a boy and one is a girl.  The boy looks at me and, in a strange rasping voice, says “Hey Mister, have you seen our mummy?”.  I ignore him and go back to my flat.

As soon as I close the front door I hear a scratching noise at it.  I peer out of the letter box to see a big toothy mouth moving up and down saying “Hey Mister, have you seen our mummy?”.

I slam the flap down but notice the letter box is now about twice the size it normally is. The flap starts to lift and the boy’s mouth is visible again.  He starts to push his mouth through the gap, all the time repeating “Hey Mister, have you seen our mummy?”.

 As he continues to push piece of flesh pull from his face and full to the floor, his cheek, his ear, bits of scalp.  Eventually his head is through with his jaw bone exposed and hanging loose but still he says “Hey Mister, have you seen our mummy?”.  Backing away into another room and I close the door and the noise stops.  Returning to the front door I see all looks normal so I look outside and nothing.  I go back down the stairs and look around and still no sign of any thing strange.  As I turn to walk back up the stairs they are again reaching out to me, the girl with her shaven head and the boy with his now mangled face.  As the reach out the both say “Hey Mister, have you seen our mummy?”.

Thankfully this is where I woke up.

Past dream 3 - Losing a friend

This is a short but haunting one.

I am on a boat in a large harbour with a female friend. I feel close to her but not in a romantic way more like we have known each other for years.
The boat starts to come apart around us and we grab bits trying to stay afloat. I end up gripping onto a piece if wood with bits of boat all around me.
I look around but the girl is nowhere to be seen. I call for her but get no reply. I start to dive under the water looking for her (bay watch style). I end up to exhausted to dive anymore but with the feeling that I have lost her forever.

This is where I woke up but it took me a few days to shake the dreadful feeling of lose.


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Past dream 2

I climb out of a car in a strange small town/large service station (the sort you see in the middle of nowhere in US films). I am with a few other people who I do not recognise but seem to know. The place seems deserted so we start to look around.
We walk through a garage area and find an underground tunnel that leads us to a small outbuilding. We exit the outbuilding and walk back to the garage. The whole time I have a feeling if forbodding.
This time we notice blood marks on the floor and discovery one of our party is missing. We also find a pile of old shotguns that seem faulty. A young boy (I guess around 14 years old) appears behind us but for some reason the guy next to me shoots him in the chest. I scream at him and he insists the boy must have killed our missing friend. I start to panic but agree to help hide the boys body in a backroom. We carry him through and rest him in the furthers corner. As I turn I see the guy that shot him pointing the shotgun at me with a manic look on his face. Realisation dawns that it must have been him that killed our friend as well as the boy.
I push past him jamming the gun upwards and it goes off. The noise from the gun is strangely quiet. I run, bumping into thing, aware that he following me. I hear the strange noise again a throw myself forward.

I wake with a jolt.


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Last nights dream - A strange business trip

I am on a business trip with some others, none of which I recognise . We check in at a hotel and while in reception the others vanish and I am on my own at the desk. I am given a room key and a strange pill shaped token which I am told I have to have or there will be a surcharge when I leave.
Without checking my room number I wonder towards a large open area and find myself surrounded by shops and hotel rooms mixed together in a large two storey open aired shopping centre.  The room numbers are all over the place so I ask a porter for help.  He looks at my key and says I am in room 530 which is just up the stair and points behind me.  I go up the stairs and am in a similar open aired area among shops and rooms.  I wonder around checking door numbers occasionally finding myself out in residential streets.
I finally wonder down a concrete, opened air corridor and turn right into a large gym.  My colleagues are there working and give me grief about being lost. They join me as we walk through the gym and into a bar where we sit at a table and start talking about defensive fighting stances.  We go back to the gym and start sparring to prove who has the best defence (at this point I swear I could feel some of the blows to my ribs).
We go back to the table and start talking about past "missions" (seems we are now some sort of special forces).  I tell a story to the waitress about how the guy next to me it bullet proof because he once took a glancing round to the head and it bounced off.
I tried to order an IPA but for some reason I kept whispering my order and the waitress couldn't understand and kept thinking I was complimenting her.


This is when I woke up.

Yesterdays dream

I am sitting in my conservatory and we have some guests round (no one I recognise).  One of them notice the back gate is kicked in but I brush it off like it is a normal occurrence (it isn't in real life). Then I remember that Max (one of our cats) is in the garden and should not go out the back so I rush outside to check on him.
For some reason the garden is full of rubbish bags and I notice one of them is starting to burn.  I look down and find Max among the bags and quickly scoop him up and rush him into the house and call for help.
I rush back in the garden and bash the fire out that as started in the rubbish.  As soon as it is out I look out of the back gate and notice Ryan and Zak with a hose pipe trying to put out a bigger fire.  There is a lot of smoke and I see that someone has created a circle of garden rubbish bins and has set fire to all of them.
I take the hose pipe from Ryan and Zak and tell them to go call the Fire Brigage while I continue to fight the fire.

Now here is the strange bit, I can actually taste the smoke and feel it in my lungs.

This is where I wake up and no there was no smoke or fire in my house (thank goodness).

Past dreams 1

I am in a house with a dark haired woman (my partner I think) and she has a large sniper rifle.  I notice a case with another rifle in it and lift it out. Trouble is that it has an extra trigger at the back and some strange switches down the side and I do not know how to use it.
I lift the telescopic sight to my eye and look in the direction my partner is looking and see a blond haired woman with a rife which she is pointing away from us to her right.  I realise she must be our target but can not get the rifle to fire.  As I lower it to get a better look a round comes neatly through our window just above me.  My partner quickly explains I need to push one of the switches down and "wait for it to charge".
The charge light comes on but as I look through the scope again I see a man walk through the door to the house the blond woman is in.  He flies back as she shoots him and then she runs from the house.
I track her with my scope afraid to take a shot as she is now running down a busy high street to my right.  I tell my partner that I can not take a shot but then the crowds part.  Even though she is now a good 100 yards away I squeeze the trigger and see her fall.

Then I woke up.